Archive for August, 2005

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VIVA LAS VEGAS!

August 29, 2005
WELL ONE YEAR OF MARRIAGE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS…
SO WHAT ELSE TO DO BUT GO TO…………..
SO NO POST FOR ABOUT A WEEK BECAUSE WE WILL BE STAYING @

SO WE MIGHT BE TO BUSY. LOVA YA BUNCHES JENN.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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HOW TO SPEAK BRITISH.

August 28, 2005
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I LOVE THOSE BRITISH MOVIES LIKE TRAINSPOTTING, SNATCH, AND LOCK STOCK… THE MOVIES ARE GREAT, BUT I THINK ITS THE DIALOG THAT REALLY GETS ME SO HERE ARE SOME WORDS THAT YOU CAN INTEGRATE INTO YOUR DAILY DIALOG TO GIVE IT A BRITISH FEEL.
  1. Bangers-sausages
  2. Bugger off-go away
  3. Gorgeous-great, terrific
  4. Football-soccer(this is very important)
  5. Cooker-stove/oven
  6. Bloke-a guy
  7. Dodgy-questionable
  8. Flat-apartment
  9. Murder-eat, scarf down
  10. Rubber-eraser
TRY THESE OUT FOR NOW AND SEE IF IT DOESN’T MAKE TALKING ALL THAT MORE FUN.
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MY TOP TEN ACTORS!

August 24, 2005

here are my picks for the top ten movie actors of all time..

1. christopher walken
2. al pacino
3. brad pitt
4. robert deniro
5. morgan freeman
6. tim robbins
7. tom hanks
8. denzel washington
9. dustin hoffman
10. tom cruise

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The Greatest Invention Of All Times.

August 23, 2005

I VISITED SOME FRIENDS AND FAMILY LAST NIGHT, BOTH OF WHICH HAVE NEW BORN BABIES.
MY COUSIN HAD TWINS AND SHE WAS SHOWING ME THE BOYS ROOM. SHE POINTED OUT A LARGE QUANITY OF DIAPERS THAT SHE WAS GIFTED, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, THAT’S ALOT OF FRIGGIN DIAPERS. TWO HOURS LATER I REALIZED, THAT IS “NOT” ALOT OF FRIGGIN DIAPERS. THAT BEING SAID, IF I COULD ONLY BUILD A MACHINE THAT PRODUCES ENERGY USING AN INFANTS SOILED DIAPERS I WOULD MAKE MILLIONS. SOILED INFANT DIAPERS AS I NOW KNOW ARE NOT IN SHORT SUPPLY.

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“obscure road sign of the day”

August 19, 2005
THERE WAS A FLOOD ON THE OREGON TRAIL TODAY.
CINDY HAS TYPHOID, AND THE WAGON WHEEL BROKE AGAIN.
I REALLY HOPE MY OXEN DON’T DROWN AS WE ATTEMPT
TO CROSS THIS RIVER.
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August 18, 2005

TOM EIGHT TOES

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August 18, 2005

FENCING